take me to art museums and make out with me
But they said to not touch the masterpieces
what if nipples changed color depending on your mood
What if they glow blue when orcs are near?
maybe they do, I mean when have you and an orc been in the same room?
them nights when you wish someone was just laid next to you cuddling you or just fucking the shit out of you
That’s the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.
Everything you love is here
I like my hair messy. My love wild. And my sex aggressive. But I’m still a sensitive woman, just with passion.
next up on having a vagina: are these cramps or should i tell my mom to take me to the hospital
Yeah that happened to me in 2012 and it turns out I have 2 uteruses.
whAT THE FUCK
The most precious gift we can offer anyone is our attention.
if you want a nice body, go get it. if you want to become a lawyer, study your ass off. if you want nice hair, pick a style and get it done. stop being afraid and motivate yourself. find yourself. find your happiness, because it’s out there waiting for you.
I want to be someones favorite person to talk to. I want to be someone’s reason to stay up at night. I want to be someone’s reason to keep their phone in their hands at all times. I want to be someone’s reason for smiling. I want to be someone’s safety when they feel scared. I want to be someone’s comfort when they are hurt or sad. I want to be someone’s first choice. I want to be someone’s.